[8:00:32 PM] Stephen Danzig: i think I got a speeding fine yesterday
[8:00:51 PM] Stephen Danzig: driving 40 in a 30 zone
[8:00:57 PM] Stephen Danzig: have no idea how much it will be
[8:01:02 PM] Chrisb: right
[8:01:16 PM] Chrisb: they will come and remove one of your toes
[8:01:23 PM] Chrisb: its standard practice now
[8:01:27 PM] Stephen Danzig: lol
[8:01:29 PM] Stephen Danzig: prolly
[8:01:40 PM] Chrisb: once you have lost ten you cant walk and therefore cant drive
[8:01:58 PM] Chrisb: if you fall over in public tho they remove your legs and give you an electric wheelchair
[8:02:08 PM] Chrisb: this is why all those people are rolling all over nowdays
[8:02:13 PM] Chrisb: if you look closely all their legs are fake
[8:02:26 PM] Stephen Danzig: lol
[8:02:42 PM] Stephen Danzig: altho… no more public money.. no false legs available
[8:02:55 PM] Chrisb: yes they are going to substitute them with midgets instead
[8:03:10 PM] Chrisb: of course this will get PC people in a huff
[8:03:23 PM] Stephen Danzig: lol
[8:03:27 PM] Chrisb: but expect that the midgets will be happy to be gainfully employed pretending to be legs
[8:04:11 PM] Stephen Danzig: you should do an image of that would be funny
[8:04:47 PM] Chrisb: heh
[8:05:03 PM] Chrisb: i might just cut and paste this to my blog instead
[8:05:24 PM] Stephen Danzig: it’s a good one